Designed with a deep black background that looks like fabric, this Christmas-themed layout centers a stacked phrase so your eyes land on it right away 🎄. The first word sits at the top in festive green, edged with tiny white stitch-like marks and striped accents that resemble candy-cane bands. Below it, the next lines switch to a worn-looking white type style, giving the message a cozy, lived-in feel like something shared between close friends. A small red mark doubles as the dot of an exclamation point, adding a quick spark of color and a teasing, inside-joke energy. The final word stretches across the bottom in flowing red lettering with a thin white outline, like a flourish at the end of a note passed between sweethearts. All the colors stand out sharply against the dark background, making the layered text easy to spot even from a few steps away ❄️. The green letters show white stitched accents and striped details, the middle lines are distressed white, and the last word is red with a crisp white border.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Holy Shit I Need a Drink Holiday Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
