This greeting card features a cheerful snow figure centered on a smooth teal-green background, smiling as if sharing a flirty joke with a close friend 🎄. The character is built from rounded, creamy white snow shapes with rosy cheeks, a carrot-orange nose, and a wide grin that feels inviting rather than chilly. A red-and-white striped winter cap with a fluffy white pompom sits slightly tilted, adding a cozy touch to the scene. The snow figure wears a bright pink two-piece outfit, and its dark twig arms stretch outward in an open, confident pose. Three small black button-like dots run down the front, echoing classic winter styling while the outfit adds a teasing, affectionate twist. Near the upper side of the character, one speech bubble holds the phrase “I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT” in dark lettering, while a second bubble nearby shows a simple red heart ❄️. The heart bubble appears in solid red, and the cap’s stripes stand out crisply against the teal-green backdrop.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Sassy Snowman Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
