This card shows a soft peach background with simple orange lettering that stands out right away. In the center, it says “YOU + ME” in a thick, hand-drawn style with uneven edges, like it was written with a brush. The orange color feels warm and a little flirty, and the loose letter shapes make it feel human and real. Under that, the words “SEXY TIME.” appear in smaller orange letters, lined up beneath the main phrase. There aren’t any characters or objects—just the words—so the message feels direct and honest. It’s meaningful to give because it suggests closeness and attraction in a straightforward way, without needing extra images to explain it 🥰. If you’re sharing it with a partner who enjoys a bit of teasing and warmth, it can say a lot in just a few words ❤️. Wishing you an easy, heartfelt way to share Valentine’s Day feelings with someone you care about.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Simple You And Me Sexy Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Adult Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
