On the front of the card the phrase “Another Year, Another Obligatory Greeting” sits across the upper area in a dark, easy-to-read font that sets a dry, knowing tone. Below it, a decorated evergreen tree fills the left side, strung with tiny glowing lights and classic round ornaments that give off a gentle holiday shimmer 🎄. Near the center, a carved mantel stretches across the scene, grounding the layout like a cozy living-room snapshot. A single candle on the mantel throws warm light onto a large baked treat with button-like eyes and a downturned mouth, its slumped posture suggesting a tired little sigh that feels oddly relatable. The treat leans into a tidy stack of wrapped gifts, as if seeking a bit of friendly support, and the closeness between them reads like quiet companionship. The parcels are wrapped in deep reds and greens with neat bows, adding structure and contrast against the softer background tones 🎁. The overall artwork has a textured, painted look, with the candlelight softly feathering into the shadows around the mantel and tree. Tiny points of light sparkle among the tree branches, and the ornaments catch small highlights along their curved edges.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Sarcastic Holiday Greeting Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
