This greeting card features a modern, graphic holiday stocking in a saturated red, with a smooth, glossy look that feels a bit daring for the season 🎄. A crisp white cuff wraps the top, creating strong contrast against the red body and hinting at a flirty, inside-joke kind of closeness between giver and receiver. Across the white cuff, dark sans-serif lettering sits centered and reads a provocative word, turning a familiar seasonal object into something cheeky. The text is large and easy to spot, with the dark letters standing out sharply on the white band. A thin black outline traces the stocking’s shape, giving it a sticker-like edge that looks crisp against the background. A soft shadow beneath the stocking adds a slight lifted effect, as if it’s hovering just above the surface ❄️. Near the top, a small red hanging loop is visible at the stocking’s upper edge.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Bold Bitch Stocking Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
