This card features a single holiday stocking centered on a plain, light background, letting the design speak for itself 🎄. The stocking is a deep red with a soft-looking white cuff at the top, like fresh snow resting on fabric ❄️. Inside the white cuff, one short word appears in black uppercase letters, placed neatly across the band so it’s the first thing you notice. The sharp black text against the white trim adds a cheeky edge, like an inside joke shared between close friends. With no extra ornaments or scenery, the empty space around it makes the stocking feel even more direct and a little daring. The strong contrast of red, white, and black keeps the look simple while still carrying a flirty, teasing tone. The stocking hangs upright with the toe pointing to the right, and the cuff looks plush and slightly rounded along the top edge.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Naughty Bitch Stocking Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
