This card features a deep charcoal background with flowing white lettering that reads “Dear Santa Let’s Negotiate,” centered and slightly shadowed for a gentle 3D look. The main phrase takes up most of the front, with the words arranged in a smooth, looping style that feels like a friendly, flirty note left by someone with a grin 🎅. A bright red heart sits inside the word “Let’s,” hinting at affection the way a couple might trade knowing looks across the room. A second, smaller red heart appears just beneath “Negotiate,” like a quiet add-on that softens the cheeky request. Around the larger heart, green holly leaves and small berry details frame the center, adding a classic seasonal touch. Tiny star-like sparkles and scattered white dots float across the dark background, suggesting a snowy night ❄️. The white text stays brightest at the center, while the red hearts and holly accents draw the eye in close against the charcoal field. The overall layout keeps the message centered, with the holly hugging the heart and the snow-like dots sprinkled evenly around the lettering.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Dear Santa Negotiate Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
