Designed with a rosy-cheeked, bearded gift-giver at the center, this card features his friendly face filling most of the space, topped with a classic red cap and a fluffy white pom-pom 🎅. His wide eyes and easy grin give him a teasing, flirty look, like he’s sharing an inside joke with someone close. Behind him, a smooth lavender background keeps the scene soft while the reds and whites stand out. Around his face, five-pointed stars in red, green, and yellow are scattered like little sparks, adding a festive, cozy energy ❄️. The message “HE’S ON A LIST! AND I DON’T MEAN MINE.” appears in large black letters that frame the portrait, wrapping around the design so the words feel like they’re leaning in toward him. The lettering is thick and high-contrast, sitting near the edges while leaving the face clear and front-and-center. Some stars float near the hat and cheeks, while others sit closer to the corners against the lavender field.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Hes On A List Winking Man Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
