Designed with a minimalist layout, this Christmas card centers on a large “GOOD TIDINGS” headline in deep forest green on a creamy off-white background. The big words sit near the top-middle, giving the page a calm, balanced look that feels like a quiet note shared between close friends. Beneath the headline, smaller green lines follow in a neat stack, reading “BECAUSE WHO WANTS A BAD TIDING?” and then “AND ALSO LIKE, WHAT ARE TIDINGS?” A thin horizontal green line separates the main phrase from the follow-up lines, like a gentle pause in a conversation. The simple letter style keeps everything modern while the wording adds a light, affectionate wink, as if someone is teasing you kindly while handing over a 🎁. The spacing around the text leaves plenty of breathing room, making the humor feel soft rather than loud. All text remains in the same forest green, aligned in a tidy vertical flow on the off-white field with the slender divider line between sections.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Good Tidings Funny Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
