This card features a close-up portrait of a fawn-colored dog with a wrinkled, expressive face filling most of the front, giving it the kind of stare that feels like a teasing inside joke between friends. A red pointed holiday cap with a fluffy white brim sits crookedly on its head, and the brim carries uppercase red text reading “BAH! HUMBUG!” across the front. Gold-rimmed aviator-style sunglasses with green lenses cover its eyes, with a tiny glint suggesting one eye catching the light behind the tint. Beneath its chin, a neatly tied crimson bow tie adds a dressed-up touch, like it’s showing up to a party just to pretend it doesn’t care 🎅. The background stays softly painted and muted, fading from seafoam green into creamy off-white so the fur texture and fabric details stand out without distraction. The composition feels like a humorous, affectionate roast, with the dog’s stubborn pose and fancy accessories hinting at a grudging soft spot for the season ❄️. The red hat, white brim, green lenses, and crimson bow tie pop against the gentle seafoam-to-cream backdrop.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Grumpy Humbug Pet Holiday Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
