This greeting card shows a towering winter gift-bringer in a red coat with white trim, a long white beard, and a pointed cap, filling most of the scene like a storm cloud over a snowy land. His face is twisted into a snarl, sharp teeth showing, while icy electric-blue eyes lock onto the tiny world below with unsettling focus. In one gloved hand he holds a small candy house that glows warmly from its windows, as if protecting a sweet little secret 🎁. Across the sugar-dusted ground beneath, dozens of cookie-like little figures with simple smiling faces tumble through the air or crouch together, some leaning toward each other as if friends clinging close when things get scary. The background burns with orange and red light, and soft floating orbs drift around like sparks, making the scene feel like a holiday tale turned intense. The main greeting text sits near the top in white lettering against the fiery sky, with a smaller line of text placed along the bottom edge in pale blue for contrast ❄️. The candy house is detailed with icing lines on the roof, tiny gumdrop shapes along the trim, and a golden glow spilling out onto the giant’s palm.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
Also available on
Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Angry Christmas Figure Artwork Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
