This greeting card features a softly worn, cream-colored background that gives the scene a gently aged look. In the center stands a long-eared, animal-like character in layered gray tones, with a tender, friendly gaze that feels like it’s meant for someone close. It wears a bright red cone-shaped holiday hat trimmed in white with a small white pom-pom, plus a red ribbon tied neatly under its chin. The character holds a green sprig of holly with red berries alongside a red-and-white striped sweet, adding a cozy Christmas touch 🎄. Across the top, a large hand-drawn phrase is placed in dark ink, spaced wide so it reads clearly above the figure. The lettering has a cheeky, wordplay tone that pairs with the character’s slightly mischievous expression, like an inside joke shared between friends. The palette stays mostly neutral except for the strong reds and greens, which pull your eye back to the holly and hat ❄️. Fine speckling and light distress marks are scattered across the background, with the text sitting centered above the character’s ears.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "All I Want For Christmas Is Dat Ass Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
