This card features a rounded, cartoon-style brown character centered on a soft beige background, shaded gently to look plush and touchable. It wears a red-and-white Santa-style hat with a fluffy white pom on the tip 🎅. The character’s wide eyes and slightly open mouth give it a caught-off-guard look, like it just noticed the season, and that surprised expression reads like a funny moment you’d share with a close friend. Above its head sits a white speech bubble outlined in black, leaning slightly like it popped out mid-thought. Inside the bubble, the text reads “HOLY CRAP, IT’S CHRISTMAS!” in all caps, with thick black lettering that stands out strongly. The warm brown body and bright red hat create a cozy contrast against the pale background, keeping the focus on the character’s face and its startled grin. The hat’s white trim is drawn as a soft band, and the pompom is a small round tuft near the upper right edge of the design ❄️.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Holy Crap Its Christmas Hat Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
