The front design shows a dark circular shape in the center with stark white hand-lettered text, giving the message a cheeky spotlight against the holiday scene. Around it, a repeating ring of stylized evergreen trees in forest green and muted teal creates a cozy setting where two people might share a close laugh under the winter décor 🎄. Some trees are topped with small golden stars, and a few simple ornaments dot the branches like little hints of celebration. The background stays a pale cream, letting the greens and teals stand out while keeping the overall look calm and modern. Tiny starbursts and scattered dots in rust red and soft teal float between the trees, like snow and confetti mixing in the air ❄️. The central text sits tightly within the circle, centered and easy to read, while the patterned border keeps the eye moving around it. A few ornaments appear as small round accents near the tree edges, with rust red dots and soft teal dots sprinkled evenly across the cream backdrop.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Happy Holidays And Shit Fun Trees Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
