Designed with a retro pin-up inspired illustration, this card features a confident woman shown from the waist up against a creamy background, her bright blue eyes meeting the viewer with a teasing smirk. She wears a red outfit and matching cap trimmed in soft white fur, giving a flirty holiday look that feels like she’s sharing a private joke with a close friend. In one hand she lifts a martini glass filled with deep red drink and a dark cherry, adding a touch of grown-up party sparkle 🎄. Her styled hair and shiny hoop earrings catch the light, like she’s dressed up for a cozy night out. Bold all-caps text reading “MERRY DRUNK” sits near the top in strong lettering, while “I’m Christmas” appears nearby, framing her without covering her face. The reds dominate the palette, balanced by pale skin tones, white fur accents, and the soft cream backdrop that keeps the scene open and airy. The glass is angled slightly upward, with the crimson drink and cherry clearly visible near the rim ❄️.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Merry Drunk Im Christmas Retro Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
