This card shows a rosy-cheeked, broad-smiling holiday gift-giver centered in a tall layout, with a flowing white beard and a pointed red cap topped by a fluffy white pom-pom 🎅. Bright eyes and a round red nose give the face a teasing, friendly look, like it’s sharing an inside joke with someone close. Behind the figure, a soft lavender background is sprinkled with small stars and confetti-like dots in red, green, teal, and white, creating a lively, flirty sparkle. The top line of text sits above the hat in uppercase lettering reading “HE’S ON A LIST,” set in a dark, high-contrast color for easy reading. A second uppercase line sits below the beard reading “AND I DON’T MEAN MINE.”, spaced to frame the character like a cheeky caption. The tight placement of the words and the character’s knowing grin make the scene feel like a playful nudge between friends at a holiday party ❄️. Scattered stars and dots continue around the edges, with the densest cluster floating near the upper corners.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Hes On A List Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
