This card features a humorous holiday message reading “I’M NOT AN ELF I’M JUST SHORT,” arranged in tall, stacked lines down the center on a deep black background. Most of the lettering is white, with the word “ELF” standing out in raised-looking green, giving the design a festive focal point. A small red winter cap with white trim and a round pom-pom sits on the first letter of “ELF,” adding a cozy seasonal touch 🎅. Around the text, scattered snowflakes and tiny starbursts create a gentle winter sparkle, like a shared joke between friends in the middle of a snowfall ❄️. Bright red and green ornaments, including striped round baubles, dot the background without crowding the message. A small red gift box with a neat ribbon appears among the accents, balancing the layout with a pop of color. Several white snowflakes of different shapes float near the edges while the green “ELF” remains the most eye-catching word in the center column.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Funny Just Short Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
