This card shows a close-up of an older, sturdy man with a thick white beard and mustache, dressed in a deep red coat with soft white trim like a winter gift-bringer 🎅. He stands slightly off-center, meeting the viewer with piercing blue eyes under a furrowed brow, giving the scene a tense, guarded mood. In his dark-gloved hands, he holds a long, dark rifle, angled outward so it points toward the front, adding a protective, “don’t come closer” edge to his stance. The rich red fabric looks plush against the colder details of the metal, and the contrast makes his posture feel even more determined. A short holiday greeting sits near the top in small white lettering, while a second line appears near the bottom in pale gray, leaving plenty of space around the portrait. Behind him, the background is softly blurred in cool blue-gray tones, like an overcast winter day ❄️. The white trim around his collar and cuffs stands out sharply against the red coat and the shadowy outline of the rifle.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Bearded Figures Stern Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
