This greeting card features a large, circular field of deep charcoal at the center, with the phrase “happy Holidays & Shit” written across it in flowing white lettering. Around that dark circle, a scattering of stylized evergreen trees in forest green and sage green fills a soft cream background, creating a cozy scene that feels like friends sharing an inside joke by the fire 🎄. Tiny red ornaments and small golden starburst accents dot the trees, adding little sparks of warmth like a knowing glance between close companions. Light flecks and crisp snowflake shapes ❄️ are sprinkled throughout the open space, giving the layout a gently wintry rhythm. The main text sits centered inside the circle, while the surrounding details stay mostly outside it, framing the message without crowding it. The contrast between the dark center and pale backdrop keeps the words easy to spot, with the white lettering standing out sharply against the charcoal. Small gold bursts and red dots appear between the tree tops, and a few snowflakes float near the circle’s edge.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Happy Holidays and Shit Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
