This card features a three-line phrase centered on a warm off-white background, with the words set in a sturdy serif style that feels traditional yet a little cheeky 🎄. The text reads “HOLIDAYS are for CRYING and EATING,” with “HOLIDAYS” on the first line, “are for” smaller on the second, and “CRYING and EATING” taking up the third line in larger letters. All the lettering is a deep burgundy color, and a faint shadow gives it a pressed-in look that adds depth without adding extra artwork. With no characters or scenery, the empty space around the words creates a quiet stage where the message lands like a candid note between close friends. The contrast of classic letterforms and the blunt wording suggests a shared, knowing glance—like someone admitting the season can be messy and still comforting ❄️. The layout stays neatly centered, with even spacing that keeps your eye moving from top to bottom in one smooth read. A subtle, soft-edged shading sits just behind the burgundy letters against the creamy off-white field.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Eating And Crying Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
