Designed with a retro protest-poster look, this card centers on a stacked message that feels like a frank holiday wish with a friendly wink 🎄. Across the top on a deep muted teal background, “ALL I WANT FOR” appears in distressed yellow-orange letters, set in a sturdy, simple type style. Three horizontal paint-like strokes—two yellow-orange and one off-white—cut through the middle and frame the word “CHRISTMAS,” adding a casual, hand-brushed rhythm that reads like a shared inside joke between close friends. In the center, “IS A NEW” sits in off-white, worn lettering on a wide crimson band that runs straight across like a banner. Below that, “CONGRESS” returns to the teal field in the same off-white, weathered type, giving the layout a firm, poster-like punch 🎁. The rough edges, chipped textures, and slightly uneven lines suggest something passed around, talked over, and agreed on with a tender, we’re-in-this-together kind of glance. The final look is teal, yellow-orange, off-white, and red, with scuffed paint effects and imperfect borders around the stripes and the big red band.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Kick Out Congress Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
