This card shows a cute, human-like brown figure shaped like a simple organic form, centered on a warm beige background that keeps the scene uncluttered. It wears a classic red Santa-style hat with fluffy white trim and a round white pom at the tip, adding a cheery 🎅 touch. The figure’s big glossy eyes catch the light, and its wide smile is paired with a soft pink blush on the cheeks, like it’s sharing a private joke with someone close. Above its head, a speech bubble sits near the top area in bright white with a thick dark outline. Inside the bubble, the text is set in black uppercase letters and reads, “HOLY CRAP, IT’S CHRISTMAS!”, giving the design a funny, surprised tone. The strong outlines and simple shapes make the character feel friendly and approachable, like a pal leaning in to get you laughing by the tree 🎄. The hat’s red stands out sharply against the beige backdrop, with the white trim and pom clearly defined. The speech bubble floats above the character, slightly offset, with the black lettering centered neatly inside.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Holy Crap Holiday Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
