This greeting card features a cute, human-like brown character centered on a warm beige background, drawn with layered shading and strong outlines that give it a soft, rounded look. Its big glossy eyes and rosy cheeks pair with a wide grin, and the slightly tilted head reads like a friendly, flirty “can you believe it?” glance. A red Santa-style hat with a white trim and fluffy pom-pom sits on top, adding a little 🎅 holiday charm. Near the top of the design, a large white speech bubble takes up most of the space above the character. Inside the bubble, the message is set in dark, chunky uppercase lettering, placed centrally so it lands fast and feels like a sudden, cheeky outburst. The contrast between the calm beige backdrop and the rich browns and reds makes the character feel close, like it’s leaning in to share an inside joke with someone special. The hat’s red is saturated and smooth, and the white trim and pom-pom are drawn as rounded shapes with gentle shading.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Holy Crap Character Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
