This card features a tall, stacked message on a deep black background that feels like a crisp winter night. The main line reads “I’M NOT AN ELF I’M JUST SHORT,” arranged vertically so your eyes travel from top to bottom. “I’M NOT AN” and “I’M JUST SHORT” appear in rounded white lettering, centered and easy to spot against the dark backdrop. The word “ELF” sits in the middle as the focal point, shown in glossy green letters with a red outline that looks like sweet holiday candy. A red-and-white winter hat with a fluffy pompom rests on the first letter, adding a cozy, teasing touch 🎅. A neatly wrapped red present with a green ribbon sits to the left, while a striped red-and-green ornament hangs to the right 🎁. Small white snowflakes and tiny white dots are scattered all around the text like light snowfall across the scene.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Witty Elf Hat Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
