This greeting card features a festive red-and-white candy-striped border around a funny food scene that feels like two friends sharing an inside joke by the oven 🎄. In the center sits a large, golden-brown slice of baked savory dish, its crust shaded to look crisp and warm. Perched on top are tiny food characters—long brown pieces and small round green ones—with rosy cheeks, wide eyes, and red-and-white pointed caps, leaning toward each other as if trading teasing glances. Off to the side rests a round sweet treat covered in dark icing, dotted with pale blue star shapes that echo the wintry mood ❄️. Near the top, the phrase “Merry Crustmas!” appears in thick, dark lettering, with small sparkly star marks scattered around it. A second line, “Happy HOLEY-days!”, sits nearby in matching dark text, positioned so it feels like it’s reacting to the frosted donut. The donut’s icing looks glossy and nearly black, with light blue stars sprinkled evenly across its surface.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Humorous Feast Christmas Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Christmas Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
