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Sarcastic Eww Heart Card
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Sarcastic Eww Heart Card Details:

This card shows a big blush-pink heart in the center, with uneven edges that look like wide paint strokes. The background is off-white and plain, so the heart stands out right away. Across the middle of the heart, the card says “eww...” in black, casual handwritten-style lettering with three dots after it. The word sits right on top of the heart and feels like a funny, quick reaction instead of a sweet message. The soft pink color still hints at love, but the text flips it into a light, teasing joke. It’s a great pick for someone who likes humor in their romance or friendship cards 💘. The simple layout keeps all the focus on that heart-and-word contrast ❤️.

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You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions about this Valentines Day Card

● Will the "Sarcastic Eww Heart Card" be mailed to me, or is it an instant download?

Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Sarcastic Eww Heart Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!

The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.

● What are the size and format details of the printable Valentines Day Card file?

Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):

  • Card 1:  5 x 7 (Fits A7 Envelope)
  • Card 2:  5 1/2 x 8 1/2 (Fits A9 Envelope)
  • Card 3:  4 1/4 x 5 1/2 (Fits A2 Envelope)
  • Card 4:  5 x 5 (Fits 5 1/2 x 5 1/2 Envelope)
  • Card 5:  4 1/2 x 6 1/4 (Fits A6 Envelope)

Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.

● How do I print the Greeting Card?

Choose the printing method that works best for you!

  1. Print from home using your personal printer
  2. Take or upload your file to a nearby print shop like Staples, Walgreens, or Walmart
  3. Print online using Snapfish, Shutterfly, or Mpix.com for convenience

For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.

● Who is the ideal recipient for this Sarcastic Eww Heart Card?

This Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.

● Can I print this Valentines Day Card on different types of paper?

Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.

About

Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.

East Greenbush, New York, USA

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