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This card features a funny Valentine’s message about choosing coffee over a date 💘. At the top, it reads “Who needs a Valentine” in smooth, flowing black lettering across the upper area. Below that, two simple white coffee cups sit side by side, each filled with dark coffee, and a deep red heart with small lines around it sits between them like it’s glowing with warmth ❤️. Under the cups, the words “when you can have” appear in smaller black lettering, leading your eye down the page. The word “Coffee” is much larger and stands out in the middle-lower part of the card in the same flowing black style, with a long underline. A tiny red heart floats just above that underline, adding a sweet touch 😘. The background is plain white, which makes the black text and red hearts easy to notice right away.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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This Sarcastic And Witty Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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