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This card features a centered illustration of a claw hammer 🛠️, drawn with smooth outlines and a friendly, approachable look. The metal head is shaded in soft gray with a gentle highlight, while the handle is colored like warm wood with simple grain marks that feel cozy and familiar. A pale, light-toned background keeps the focus on the tool, and a faint shadow beneath it adds a grounded, slightly tender calm to the scene, like a quiet nod of appreciation. Near the upper left of the hammer, the phrase “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” appears in dark lettering, set at a slight offset that reads like an inside joke shared between close family or friends. Lower on the card, “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” is placed beneath the illustration in a deeper blue, giving the greeting a steady, supportive presence. The letter shapes are rounded and easy to read, balancing the humor above with a warm, relaxed tone that suits a dad who likes a laugh 🍺. The hammer stands tall in the middle, with its curved claw facing outward and a soft gray shadow pooling just below the handle tip.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Cartoon Tool Fathers Day Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Fathers Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
Hi, I’m Bryan, the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly 30 years of experience in graphic design, I specialize in creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that help celebrate life’s most meaningful moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt messages, every design is thoughtfully crafted to make each occasion feel extra special. The joy my work brings to others, and the kind feedback from my customers, continues to inspire me to do what I love every day.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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