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This hilarious greeting card has a plain white background and one big message in the center. The text reads, “HERE’S YOUR VALENTINE’S DAY CARD, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE.” It’s written in black, all-caps block-style lettering that looks like casual handwriting, making it feel direct and a little funny. Right after the word “NOW,” there’s a small red heart that works like a cheeky little punctuation mark ❤️. There aren’t any characters or extra objects, so all your attention stays on the joke and the message. The overall look feels dry, honest, and a bit sarcastic, like it’s poking fun at the pressure to be overly sweet on Valentine’s Day 💌. Even with the humor, the heart adds a tiny nod to affection, like a quick “okay, fine” moment 🍫. Hope it helps you share your Valentine’s Day sentiments in your own way with someone you care about.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Leave Me Alone Valentines Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Sarcastic And Witty Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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