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This greeting card features a simple off-white background with black text centered on the front, giving it a dry, funny twist on “official” messages. At the top, it reads “YOUR EXTENDED WARRANTY HAS EXPIRED” in large, all-caps block letters that look like a plain sans-serif font. Just below that is a short dash, and then the word “SORRY,” also in uppercase block letters, smaller but still sharp and direct. Near the bottom, the line “No Refunds OR Exchanges” stands out because “No Refunds” and “Exchanges” are written in a loose script style, while “OR” stays in the same uppercase block font. The mix of strict block text and casual script makes the message feel like a teasing joke, even though it sounds final. There are no characters or scenery—just the text—so all the attention stays on the humor in the wording and the contrast in lettering. It’s a fun pick for someone who likes a bit of sarcasm mixed with affection on Valentine’s Day ❤️
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Funny Expired Warranty Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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