This card features a deep black background with centered, all-caps white text that reads, “I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR CHILDHOOD HAS EXPIRED.” The layout feels like an official notice, with the words stacked in neat lines that make the message land like a blunt, teasing confession between close friends ❤️. The high-contrast black-and-white look keeps everything focused on the statement, giving it a dry, darkly funny edge without any extra illustrations. Four small white five-point stars sit symmetrically around the middle lines, visually bracketing the words “THAT” and “YOUR” like tiny badges of importance. The spacing and alignment are tight and orderly, as if someone carefully arranged the text to look formal while still winking at the reader. A tiny emoticon, “> <”, appears beneath the main message in white, adding a squished, slightly embarrassed expression that reads like a shared inside joke 🌼. The only decorative elements are the four white stars and the small “> <” face beneath the centered text.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Floral Mothers Day Stark Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Mothers Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
