This greeting card features a deep red background with a large white rectangle in the center that looks like it was lightly spray-painted around the edges. Inside that white area, the message reads: “ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE GET ON YOUR KNEES, AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.” The text is in all caps, set in thick red block letters, and it takes up most of the middle of the card. Small red hearts with thin white outlines sit around the edges of the white rectangle, spaced evenly like little accents. The overall look is romantic at first glance, but the wording adds a cheeky, adult twist that’s meant to get a laugh. With its strong red-and-white color scheme and direct message, it feels like a funny option for someone who enjoys flirty humor ❤️
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Valentines Adult Roses Are Red Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Adult Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
