This card features a white background with a centered, all-caps message in deep black lettering that reads, “IF YOU’VE NEVER SAID ‘TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR NOSE!’ ARE YOU EVEN A MOM?”. The letters are thick and rounded, giving the line a friendly, conversational look that feels like an inside joke shared between close friends ❤️. The quote sits in the middle with generous white space around it, like a little stage for the humor to land. The text is stacked across several lines, evenly spaced, and aligned to feel balanced from top to bottom. There are no characters or extra illustrations, yet the wording paints a familiar scene of a caregiver leaning in with a tender, no-nonsense kind of love. The high-contrast black-on-white design keeps every word easy to read, like a clear voice in a bright room 🌼. The only visual elements are the centered black text and the wide, unprinted white margins surrounding it.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Nose Humor Mothers Day Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Mothers Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
