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Funny Life Sucks Love Card

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Funny Life Sucks Love Card
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Funny Life Sucks Love Card Details:

This Valentine's Day card keeps the design simple with a mostly white background and one strong red line running up the left side. At the top of that line is an open red heart, drawn in a neat, graphic style that feels direct and sincere. To the right, the main message reads “LIFE SUCKS” in large, all-caps red block letters placed around the center of the card. Underneath, a second line says “BUT WOULD SUCK EVEN MORE WITHOUT YOU” in smaller dark gray text, making it feel more personal and heartfelt. The contrast between the blunt first line and the softer follow-up turns the message into a mix of honesty and affection ❤️. With so much open space around the heart and words, your eyes go straight to the message and it lands clearly 💌. It’s a great pick for someone who likes love notes with a little edge, and it still feels warm at the end 🍫. Hope it helps you share your Valentine’s Day feelings in a kind, real way.

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You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions about this Valentines Day Card

● Will the "Funny Life Sucks Love Card" be mailed to me, or is it an instant download?

Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Funny Life Sucks Love Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!

The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.

● What are the size and format details of the printable Valentines Day Card file?

Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):

  • Card 1:  5 x 7 (Fits A7 Envelope)
  • Card 2:  5 1/2 x 8 1/2 (Fits A9 Envelope)
  • Card 3:  4 1/4 x 5 1/2 (Fits A2 Envelope)
  • Card 4:  5 x 5 (Fits 5 1/2 x 5 1/2 Envelope)
  • Card 5:  4 1/2 x 6 1/4 (Fits A6 Envelope)

Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.

● How do I print the Greeting Card?

Choose the printing method that works best for you!

  1. Print from home using your personal printer
  2. Take or upload your file to a nearby print shop like Staples, Walgreens, or Walmart
  3. Print online using Snapfish, Shutterfly, or Mpix.com for convenience

For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.

● Who is the ideal recipient for this Funny Life Sucks Love Card?

This Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.

● Can I print this Valentines Day Card on different types of paper?

Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.

About

Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.

East Greenbush, New York, USA

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