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Favorite Person Fart Blame Card

Perfect card for blaming farts on someone special

Favorite Person Fart Blame Card
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Favorite Person Fart Blame Card Details:

This funny card features a white background with a faint grid pattern and two overlapping red hearts in the center. One heart is a bright classic red, and the other is a deeper crimson, and together they feel warm and close. At the top, black sans-serif block text reads “YOU’RE MY FAVORITE PERSON,” centered and easy to spot. Below the hearts, matching black text continues with “TO BLAME THE DOG FOR A FART WITH,” also centered on the page. The message mixes romance with a little everyday humor, like something you’d share with a partner or best friend who makes you laugh. The hearts add a sweet touch, while the straightforward lettering keeps the joke front and center. It’s a fun way to say “we’re in this together,” even in the most ordinary moments ❤️

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You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions about this Funny Valentines Day Card

● Will the "Favorite Person Fart Blame Card" be mailed to me, or is it an instant download?

Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Favorite Person Fart Blame Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!

The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.

● What are the size and format details of the printable Funny Valentines Day Card file?

Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):

  • Card 1:  5 x 7 (Fits A7 Envelope)
  • Card 2:  5 1/2 x 8 1/2 (Fits A9 Envelope)
  • Card 3:  4 1/4 x 5 1/2 (Fits A2 Envelope)
  • Card 4:  5 x 5 (Fits 5 1/2 x 5 1/2 Envelope)
  • Card 5:  4 1/2 x 6 1/4 (Fits A6 Envelope)

Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.

● How do I print the Greeting Card?

Choose the printing method that works best for you!

  1. Print from home using your personal printer
  2. Take or upload your file to a nearby print shop like Staples, Walgreens, or Walmart
  3. Print online using Snapfish, Shutterfly, or Mpix.com for convenience

For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.

● Who is the ideal recipient for this Favorite Person Fart Blame Card?

This Funny Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.

● Can I print this Funny Valentines Day Card on different types of paper?

Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.

About

Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.

East Greenbush, New York, USA

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