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Married Couple Funny Valentine Card

Hilarious and Heartfelt Card for Your Spouse

Married Couple Funny Valentine Card
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Married Couple Funny Valentine Card Details:

This Valentine's Day card features a hand-painted pink heart floating near the top, with soft brush marks that look like watercolor. The background is plain white with a light paper texture, keeping all the attention on the message. Under the heart, the text is written in slightly uneven black, hand-lettered block-style writing. The first line reads, “WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?” and it sits just below the heart, centered on the card. Beneath that, it continues with, “SORRY THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. WE'RE MARRIED.” The mix of sweet and funny feels like a loving inside joke between partners, making it great for romance or a longtime relationship ❤️

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You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions about this Spousal Valentines Day Card

● Will the "Married Couple Funny Valentine Card" be mailed to me, or is it an instant download?

Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Married Couple Funny Valentine Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!

The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.

● What are the size and format details of the printable Spousal Valentines Day Card file?

Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):

  • Card 1:  5 x 7 (Fits A7 Envelope)
  • Card 2:  5 1/2 x 8 1/2 (Fits A9 Envelope)
  • Card 3:  4 1/4 x 5 1/2 (Fits A2 Envelope)
  • Card 4:  5 x 5 (Fits 5 1/2 x 5 1/2 Envelope)
  • Card 5:  4 1/2 x 6 1/4 (Fits A6 Envelope)

Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.

● How do I print the Greeting Card?

Choose the printing method that works best for you!

  1. Print from home using your personal printer
  2. Take or upload your file to a nearby print shop like Staples, Walgreens, or Walmart
  3. Print online using Snapfish, Shutterfly, or Mpix.com for convenience

For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.

● Who is the ideal recipient for this Married Couple Funny Valentine Card?

This Spousal Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.

● Can I print this Spousal Valentines Day Card on different types of paper?

Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.

About

Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.

East Greenbush, New York, USA

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