This greeting card features a funny, honest little poem on a creamy off-white background, paired with a simple drawing of a hand offering roses ❤️. The text sits toward the upper left in black, sans-serif block letters and reads: “Roses are flowers. You are nice. I’m terrible at poems, and… Red.” The line breaks make the pause before “Red” feel like the punchline, while still sounding sweet. In the lower right, a cartoon-style hand with a warm skin tone reaches in, holding a small bouquet of seven red roses. The roses are outlined in black with simple spiral lines for the petals, and they’re wrapped in a yellow paper sleeve. The fingernails are painted yellow too, which ties in with the wrap and adds a cute detail 💌🍫. Overall, it’s a straightforward, slightly awkward love note that feels genuine and easy to smile at.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Funny Bad Poem Roses Love Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Valentines Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
