This greeting card features a cheeky, multi-line quote centered on a bright white background, with the lines stacked neatly for easy reading. Most of the lettering is black, while the phrase “Throws at you” stands out in teal blue and “Don’t have” is picked out in red to nudge your eye along the joke. The lettering has a casual, slightly uneven baseline that feels like it was written quickly during a friendly chat. The humor lands with a wink, and the small touches of color add a hint of affectionate teasing between close friends ❤️. Near the bottom, a single red heart sits like a quiet sign of warmth, softening the sharpness of the line above. Two thin red horizontal lines frame the heart, one above and one below, keeping the layout tidy and centered. The final detail is the bright red heart placed between those two fine red lines beneath the text.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Funny Mom No Ugly Children Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Mothers Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
