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On the front of the card are two stylized slices of toast, drawn with dark outlines and warm light-brown crusts against a pale beige background dotted with tiny brown speckles. The back slice sits slightly higher and peeks out from behind, plain and lightly freckled like fresh bread, while the front slice overlaps it as if leaning in close like a cozy pair. Across the upper area, the line “I don’t usually make my toast green...” is placed prominently in flowing cursive, set in a dark ink that stands out clearly. The front slice is coated with a rich green spread 💚, with soft yellow highlights along its wavy edges that make it look glossy and a little gooey. That unexpected green topping adds a humorous surprise, like an inside joke shared between two people at the breakfast table ☘️. The simple setting keeps the focus on the toast duo and their close, overlapping arrangement, which reads like a small, affectionate moment captured mid-mischief. The green spread forms uneven ripples and scalloped edges across the toast’s surface, with the yellow accents tracing the curves near the top and sides.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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This Funny St Patricks Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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