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This greeting card features a soft off-white background that leaves plenty of open space, giving the design a light, airy look. Centered on the front is the quote, “As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.” The lettering is a deep emerald green, set in flowing cursive strokes that feel like a note written with care for a close friend or sweetheart 💚. The text sits neatly in the middle, with comfortable spacing that makes each line easy to read without crowding. Two small three-leaf clovers in matching green add gentle accents—one tucked near a pause in the wording and another placed near the end ☘️. The simple layout keeps the eye on the message while the green-on-cream contrast nods to St. Patrick’s Day without needing extra scenery. A tiny green clover appears near the final line, echoing the color of the quote.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Splinters Never Point Wrong Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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This Sarcastic And Witty St Patricks Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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