The front design shows a friendly-looking priest with neat gray hair and a gentle smile, drawn in smooth, simple lines against a solid charcoal background. His calm, steady gaze and relaxed posture give him an approachable, almost companionable presence, like someone you’d trust with a quiet chat. Underneath him, the mood flips as large white all-caps sans-serif text appears in a stacked layout, reading “DRINK! ARSE! FECK!” with each word on its own line. The sharp contrast between the soft expression above and the blunt words below creates a cheeky push-and-pull, like an inside joke shared between close friends. The priest’s pale face and collar stand out clearly from the dark field, keeping your attention centered while the text pulls your eyes downward. A small touch of St. Patrick’s Day energy can be added in your mind with a wink of 💚 or ☘️ against the otherwise dark palette. The bottom lettering is bright white, tightly spaced, and centered under the portrait, sitting cleanly in the lower half of the card.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Father Teds Arse Feck Drink Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Adult St Patricks Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
