Unique Printable Cards for Life's Moments
Original designs, ready for instant download 💌
Unique Printable Cards for Life's Moments
Original designs, ready for instant download 💌
This funny and suggestive Christmas card uses a bold, eye-catching design to deliver its naughty message. The card has a clean white background, with the main phrase, "STOP STARING AT MY PACKAGE," written in large, festive green block letters. Two cute, wrapped presents—one dark green with red stars and a red bow, and the other red with green stars and a green bow—are featured between the lines of text. This is a perfect dirty holiday card for a spouse, partner, or close friend who appreciates a good sexual innuendo and a dose of crude humor during the festive season. It's a fun and lighthearted way to get a laugh. 🌟
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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