This greeting card keeps the look simple and cheeky, with black, hand-drawn-style lettering centered on a bright white background. The first line reads “YOU CAN PAT THIS ASS,” and a red underline runs beneath it like a teasing emphasis between close friends or flirty partners. Right below, the message flips to “SORRY, I MEAN HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY,” set in the same black text so the joke lands in one quick glance. The layout feels direct and uncluttered, letting the humorous “correction” carry the moment while still nodding to the holiday. Near the bottom, an emerald-green shamrock with a thick black outline adds a festive touch ☘️. A smaller heart-shaped leaf sits alongside it, hinting at affection without spelling it out 💚. The green shapes stand out sharply against the white space, with the red underline acting as the only other color accent. The shamrock and heart-leaf graphic rests beneath the text, centered low on the card with crisp edges and a solid fill.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
All 5 sizes are included:
Pick any size to check out — the download links for all five arrive by email.
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Pats Ass Happy St Patricks Day Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
The "Get on Zazzle" button above This product is available as either an instant digital download or a professionally printed physical card you choose! When you select the download option, you’ll receive a high resolution digital file to print at home or through a print service. If you prefer a physical card, Zazzle will print and ship it directly to you.
Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
Choose the printing method that works best for you!
For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny Adult St Patricks Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
