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This card features a saintly, bearded figure reminiscent of Saint Patrick or Jesus standing calmly at center, dressed in emerald green robes over a sapphire blue underlayer with fine gold embroidery 💚. A glowing golden halo circles his head, and his steady gaze and soft, almost teasing hand gesture add a friendly, knowing tone to the scene. In his left hand he holds an ornate gold staff, angled slightly upward like a sign of gentle authority rather than force. Behind him, rolling mountains stretch across the horizon beneath a bright blue sky with a few small clouds, giving the setting an open, peaceful feel. A green-and-white checkered border frames the artwork, with shamrocks tucked into each corner ☘️. The text “GO HOME SNAKES” sits across the top in large, all-caps lettering, while “YOU’RE DRUNK” appears along the bottom in matching all-caps, both standing out strongly against the lighter sky and landscape. The mix of sacred styling and cheeky wording reads like an inside joke shared between close friends, as if the figure is addressing the viewer with a calm smile and a raised hand. Gold accents shimmer in the halo, staff, and robe trim, while the corner shamrocks punctuate the border against the green-and-white checks.
You get 5 printable cards you can instantly download, designed to fit the most popular envelope sizes (A7, A9, A2, A6). Each file is high resolution for a crisp, professional-quality print every time. No more guessing the right size!
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Direct purchase using the "Buy Now" button above This is an instant download. When you purchase this "Go Home Snakes Funny Card", you will receive 5 high resolution digital files ( by email that you can print yourself at home or through a professional print service. No physical Greeting Card will be shipped to you. This allows you to print it instantly and as many times as you like!
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Your download includes 5 high quality PDF cards that fit most common envelopes (in inches):
Each card is high resolution at 300 dpi and ready to print on high-quality lightweight cardstock, making it perfect for home printing.
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For the best printing results, choose high-quality lightweight cardstock.
This Funny St Patricks Day Card is perfect for anyone you care about, whether it’s a friend, family member, partner, or coworker. It’s designed to share a heartfelt, thoughtful, or funny message with someone special for any occasion.
Absolutely! For the best quality, we recommend using a heavy cardstock (80 lb to 110 lb weight) in a bright white finish. You can use glossy, matte, or satin paper based on your personal preference. Printing on high-quality cardstock will give your instant download card a professional, finished look.
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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