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Naughty Gift Christmas Card Relationship Funny Sex Humor

This explicit and funny Christmas card is designed specifically for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, or partner. The design features a cute, festive Christmas gift box tied with a red ribbon on a light blue background. The humorous and cheeky text below the gift reads: I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN YOU A MORE IMPRESSIVE GIFT IF YOU WERENT ALREADY SLEEPING WITH ME. This card delivers a playful, adult-themed joke about the decline of effort in a committed relationship. Its the perfect risqué holiday greeting to send to your spouse or partner, proving that you still have a great sense of humor—even if the gift budget went to other things. 🌟

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Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.

East Greenbush, New York, USA

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