Unique Printable Cards for Life's Moments
Original designs, ready for instant download 💌
Unique Printable Cards for Life's Moments
Original designs, ready for instant download 💌
This suggestive and funny Christmas card delivers an explicit piece of adult humor perfect for a partner or a friend. The design features a realistic, glossy red and white candy cane prominently placed against a bold text message. The card's powerful and unmistakable line reads: IT'S NOT GOING TO LICK ITSELF! The text uses a striking mix of black and distressed red font for a strong visual impact. This is an excellent choice for a naughty holiday greeting meant to be sent to a spouse, significant other, or anyone who appreciates a raunchy, risqué Christmas joke. Wish someone a very merry and very dirty Christmas with this hilarious card. 🎁
Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.
East Greenbush, New York, USA
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