Crude Funny Christmas Card Santa Knows Wanking

This crude and hilariously inappropriate Christmas card is designed for adults with a very naughty sense of humor. The card features a cheerful image of Santa Claus juxtaposed with the extremely dirty joke text: "REMEMBER Santa KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN WANKING SO PACK IT IN..." It's a shocking and memorable adult holiday greeting that's guaranteed to get a laugh, perfect for a friend, partner, or coworker who enjoys offensive comedy and risky humor. This card should only be sent to recipients who appreciate very rude Christmas jokes. 🎉

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Hi, I’m Bryan — the owner and graphic artist behind Clever Studio Art. With nearly three decades of experience in graphic design, I’m passionate about creating printable greeting cards and personalized birthday posters that celebrate life’s most special moments. From birthdays and anniversaries to holidays and heartfelt greetings, each design is crafted with care to make every occasion even more memorable. The smiles my work inspires and the kind words from my customers motivate me to keep doing what I love.

East Greenbush, New York, USA

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